The tiny potato growth chronicles

So here’s the full month-long chart of how our little gremlins have been growing. You can really see the rhythm of kitten life in there: the glorious “stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey” days, and the modest “eh, I guess I’ll have a snack” days. On those lighter days we kept an eye on whoever decided to be the loafiest eater, making sure the smallest warrior still got their fair share of the milk bar.

Yesterday was… peculiar. Several of them dipped a bit in weight, which made all of us raise an eyebrow and go, “Excuse me, what is this nonsense.” But today they bounced right back, so clearly they just had an extra-long play session full of dramatic wrestling, chaotic zoomies (sorta), and biting each other’s ears like tiny velociraptors. It happens.

As long as they gain the next day, everything is good and there’s absolutely nothing to worry about. Kittens are basically living popcorn kernels - sometimes they puff, sometimes they wiggle, sometimes they forget to eat because they’re too busy trying to climb Mount Blanket.